sender: Alexander Alexander
subject: beware of fake pills
Rain
came down audible cataract
bend of lightning
chased one, sweltering like battling fiery dragons.
trudged, jangled hideously out of criminal Unearthly noises.
like a fifty parody of the holy sicknesses
that marks the elevation of the limited.
alarmed the ears,
the material monks,
unspeakable blasphemies,
sickly with ceremony and interspersed midst of a trapper.
suddenly tommyrot mad.
if a High Priest's necklace is but resolute,
Father Ambrose seized strenuous.
In phalanx, if for battle, the brethren porridge fergot
with gleaming eyes and trembling,
paled the militant army of God.
swept up lusting,
stairs mumbling, the ritual of the lids.
Infected, uncomplicated by the pleasantest hysteria,
Aubrey, sticker of the gravel
Monday, September 18, 2006
Saturday, September 16, 2006
spam poetry #8 - spam at 398
sender:Chad Walker
subject:Hi
Stan Planton for being my number one source of information on
countless topics, head librarian, Ohio University and the Vatican Observatory.
Thanks also to CERN, Henry Beckett, Brett Trotter,
the Pontifical Academy of Science
Brookhaven Institute, FermiLab Library, Olga Wieser,
Don Ulsch of the National Security Institute,
Caroline H. Thompson at University of Wales,
Kathryn Gerhard, Omar Al Kindi, Federation of American Scientists.
An excerpt from angels and demons:
upside down In slow motion afraid of what he was about to witness,
Langdon rotated the fax 180 degrees.
He looked at the word light a long time.
Stunned, Langdon collapsed in a chair
He sat a moment in utter bewilderment.
Gradually, his eyes were drawn to the blinking red light on his fax machine. Whoever had sent this fax was still on the line waiting to talk.
Langdon gazed at the blinking.
He felt like a paleontologist.
Langdon's eyes were locked on the brand.
Illuminati.
he read over and over, His work had always been based on the symbolic equivalent of fossils, documents, and historical hearsay
but this image before him was today.
Present tense
subject:Hi
Stan Planton for being my number one source of information on
countless topics, head librarian, Ohio University and the Vatican Observatory.
Thanks also to CERN, Henry Beckett, Brett Trotter,
the Pontifical Academy of Science
Brookhaven Institute, FermiLab Library, Olga Wieser,
Don Ulsch of the National Security Institute,
Caroline H. Thompson at University of Wales,
Kathryn Gerhard, Omar Al Kindi, Federation of American Scientists.
An excerpt from angels and demons:
upside down In slow motion afraid of what he was about to witness,
Langdon rotated the fax 180 degrees.
He looked at the word light a long time.
Stunned, Langdon collapsed in a chair
He sat a moment in utter bewilderment.
Gradually, his eyes were drawn to the blinking red light on his fax machine. Whoever had sent this fax was still on the line waiting to talk.
Langdon gazed at the blinking.
He felt like a paleontologist.
Langdon's eyes were locked on the brand.
Illuminati.
he read over and over, His work had always been based on the symbolic equivalent of fossils, documents, and historical hearsay
but this image before him was today.
Present tense
Friday, September 15, 2006
spam poetry #7 - spam at 370
sender: Lundyx_Isaiah
subject: WARNING HI
gallant sangaree
Mister Bill Brown'll lead us in a speech
Hooray
you'll find out and be on your guard
see that you are safely deposited at home
of his escapades, he has described to his friend and assistant William,
other sticky confectionery.
that wax or paraffin paper was invented by the fish,
now nibbling at the naked hook,
the cheat resolved to risk
Their bellies seem to burn the seas below
And in his ruin all his house involved
The sun revolving throuth ethereal space
That Theseus conquerd and the monster fell.
subject: WARNING HI
gallant sangaree
Mister Bill Brown'll lead us in a speech
Hooray
you'll find out and be on your guard
see that you are safely deposited at home
of his escapades, he has described to his friend and assistant William,
other sticky confectionery.
that wax or paraffin paper was invented by the fish,
now nibbling at the naked hook,
the cheat resolved to risk
Their bellies seem to burn the seas below
And in his ruin all his house involved
The sun revolving throuth ethereal space
That Theseus conquerd and the monster fell.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
and I laugh
It's funny. Life that is, and the way it has of rising up in front of your face, giving you a bitch-slap, and wandering off down a dark and dreary street while you, just accosted, shake your head and think, "ah well, we'll all be gone some day anyway."
The point is, that here, on the eve, nay the breaking of the day, of the fifth anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Centre I sit reading bits of news and commentary and have nothing better to console myself than a good chuckle at all the madness that I read.
Alice went down the rabbit hole, all's good for her, but it seems I've had, and for the most part the rest of the world, the rabbit hole shoved up my ass. There's a simplicity in the world view held by America's leaders, and I would imagine a substantial percentage of Americans, that indicates that five years on from that horrendous day, nothing really has improved and, and this is the big part that bitch-slaps you on the street, no one really gets it.
CNN reports an hour-long, sophisticated, tape has been released by the number-two man (that's funny, because it makes him the poopy one and the number-one man the pissy one) at Al-Qaeda where he basically thumbs his nose at the west and calls for renewed action in the "jihad".
Eric Margolis reflecting on the anniversary has this to say about more recent events, "Sending troops to Afghanistan, and cheering the destruction of Lebanon, seriously endangered Canada's national security, though it may help lumber exports."
And then there's this little bit from Condoleeza Rice, “That particular report I don’t remember seeing,” Ms. Rice said. Intelligence, she said, is often contradictory. and the report she hasn't seen is the one written by a group of U.S. senators that's been in all the news lately saying how Saddam and Al-Qaeda didn't have any ties and a bunch of other stuff that I guess a high-ranking administration official really doesn't need to know about.
And after reading each of these points, all I'm prepared to do, or perhaps am able to do, is laugh. It's not a nervous laugh or a forced laugh. It's a genuine, honest to goodness chuckle, that this is the world I live in and nothing's gonna change in the near future.
I think I'd better go to bed.
The point is, that here, on the eve, nay the breaking of the day, of the fifth anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Centre I sit reading bits of news and commentary and have nothing better to console myself than a good chuckle at all the madness that I read.
Alice went down the rabbit hole, all's good for her, but it seems I've had, and for the most part the rest of the world, the rabbit hole shoved up my ass. There's a simplicity in the world view held by America's leaders, and I would imagine a substantial percentage of Americans, that indicates that five years on from that horrendous day, nothing really has improved and, and this is the big part that bitch-slaps you on the street, no one really gets it.
CNN reports an hour-long, sophisticated, tape has been released by the number-two man (that's funny, because it makes him the poopy one and the number-one man the pissy one) at Al-Qaeda where he basically thumbs his nose at the west and calls for renewed action in the "jihad".
Eric Margolis reflecting on the anniversary has this to say about more recent events, "Sending troops to Afghanistan, and cheering the destruction of Lebanon, seriously endangered Canada's national security, though it may help lumber exports."
And then there's this little bit from Condoleeza Rice, “That particular report I don’t remember seeing,” Ms. Rice said. Intelligence, she said, is often contradictory. and the report she hasn't seen is the one written by a group of U.S. senators that's been in all the news lately saying how Saddam and Al-Qaeda didn't have any ties and a bunch of other stuff that I guess a high-ranking administration official really doesn't need to know about.
And after reading each of these points, all I'm prepared to do, or perhaps am able to do, is laugh. It's not a nervous laugh or a forced laugh. It's a genuine, honest to goodness chuckle, that this is the world I live in and nothing's gonna change in the near future.
I think I'd better go to bed.
spam at 351
Okay, no poetry today. What caught my eye and made me laugh was receiving email from someone named Goober. That, and Goober's appreciation of my calmness and anonimity.
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Friday, September 08, 2006
spam poetry #6 - spam at 359
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subject: Miners
local Feltex still hangs in balance
analyst pressure put Energy minister on
nuclear power Blair further quit rather than later
confirmed would stand down within months but refused set precise date
Qaeda video shows attackers training EU
CIA jails Iraq
find cut systems cameras software course streams web cams around world. section offered left search.
Many jobsites.
articles hightech equipment Germany.
Single Treff.
Our single-Meet-people date.
Send, friend, comes Email address Our big beer contest realtime.
Vote favourite beer.
LEO erwnscht Mit Leo jetzt mglich. starts september
As last years broadcast scenery, images, sound above area city.
always see history
pictures
videos
also page sites.
Now included with: weather Guide Soccer WMLinks Search engines Eventlist ticket Postcard Free Games
much more...
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
spam poetry #5
Fw: Re: You win 55689$
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byandby
he discussed not all coming-to-be,
but only that of the elements.
distinctive of growth,
but characterizes coming-to-be as such
or in
For Tragedy and Comedy are both composed of the same letters.
Since however, already characterized as such-and-such a determinate body,
rather the 'such',
the 'so great',
or the 'somewhere',
which by association
either there is no such thing as coming-to-be at all
orchanges its place as a whole:
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while, if drops of water have first been 'associated'.
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Hello Jayelkun!
unqualified and complete sense are distinctively defined
byandby
he discussed not all coming-to-be,
but only that of the elements.
distinctive of growth,
but characterizes coming-to-be as such
or in
For Tragedy and Comedy are both composed of the same letters.
Since however, already characterized as such-and-such a determinate body,
rather the 'such',
the 'so great',
or the 'somewhere',
which by association
either there is no such thing as coming-to-be at all
orchanges its place as a whole:
but the growing thing changes its place quickly,
while, if drops of water have first been 'associated'.
airi.e.
the dividing of it can continue indefinitely: so that we should.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
spam poetry #4
This is an excerpt from a record setting day. August 31 saw 16 emails slide into my spam filter. The most ever in a single day. Sure, there are people out there getting loads more spam than me, but this is really a watershed moment for jayemdee@gmail.com
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